1) Old & Busted: Hillary Clinton, New Hotness: Barack Obama
2) Mitt Romney is out but France still surrenders
3) Conservatives don’t want but need John McCain
4) Popes are named Paul not Presidents and how can we put “I heart” and “Huckabee” into a headline just one more time?

That is your mass media coverage of the election in a snapshot. OK, I will say that at least Chris Matthews has not yet said “France surrenders” on the air, but with the weird statements he has been making lately it is only a matter of time!